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[edit] Words
They're cool and they mean things and there nearly a million of 'em. But, there are some odd ones. Here are some bizarre words.
[edit] Long Words
| Word | Meaning | Character count | Records | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Methionylthre...eucine | Official name of the protein titin. | A whopping 189,819 | Longest word, period; Longest technical word; longest chemical name. | Technical; not in any dictionary. |
| Lopado...pterygon | Name of a fictional food in the play Assemblywomen. | 183 | Longest food name. | Coined; not in any dictionary. |
| Taumatawha...natahu | Name of a hill in New Zealand. | 85 | Longest place name; longest place name without the intent of becoming the longest place name. (In difference of Llanfair PG). | Place name; in no dictionary; Native name, and therefore disputed if actually English. |
| Chargogga...maugg | A lake in Massachusetts, USA. | 45 | Longest USA place name. | Native name, and therefore disputed if actually English. |
| Pneumo...coniosis | Lung disease caused by silica dust. | 45 | Longest word in a dictionary; Guiness World Records longest word in English. | Technical |
| Floccinaucinihilipilification | The act of desicribing something as worthless. | 29 | Longest nontechnical word. | Coined. |
| Antidisestablishmentarianism | The movement or ideology of advocates of opposition to disestablishment; the movement or ideology that opposes disestablishment. (Taken directly from Wiktionary) | 28 | Longest word noncoined and nontechnical. | Neither coined nor technical. |
| Honorificabilitudinitatibus | Being able to acheive an honor. | 27 | Longest Shakespearean word. | Neither coined nor technical. |
[edit] Books
Here are some of my book reccomendations.
[edit] Guardians of Ga`Hoole Series
A fantastic series set around a Barn Owl, Soren, his sister, Eglantine, their brother, Kludd, Soren's nephew, Nyroc, and a multitude of other owls of all shapes and species. Here's the series in a nutshell: Evil! Deceit! Treason! Oh my! A great series of 14 books by Kathryn Lasky.
- The Capture
- The Journey
- The Rescue
- The Siege
- The Shattering
- The Burning
- The Hatchling
- The Outcast
- The First Collier
- The Coming of Hoole
- To Be a King
- The Golden Tree
- The River of Wind
- Exile
- The War of the Ember (to be released)
[edit] The Power of 5 (The Gatekeepers)
Another great work from Anthony Horowitz! Will an arcane evil rise again and destroy the earth? Or will 5 children stop them dead in their tracks?
- Raven's Gate
- Evil Star
- Nightrise
- Necropolis: City of the Dead (to be released)
[edit] Short Stories
Stories so short they don't deserve a page of their own.
[edit] Jump
I closed my eyes. I tasted the salt on the wind as I stood, teetering, on the edge of a cliff south of Lumbridge. I was prepared to do only one thing: jump. Jump into the sea, and not resurface. Rid the world of Penter Cloffman, that was my only goal. No one wanted me. I was orphaned as a child, went through thousands foster parents, and don't even have a single memory as to what my parents looked like. I never talked; never found the strength to speak up. Because no one would listen. To jump, to rid the world of this lonely soul, seemed the way out of all the misery. Hunger stabbed at my stomach. It hadn't eaten in weeks. I had less meat on me than a wyvern. A semicircle of kids from Lumbridge School was around me, leaving the open end of the half curve to the sea. Nervous whispers crossed through the crowd. They were all waiting for one thing: my death. I drifted into thought once again. What was death like? I hoped there was no pain. Pain. The wicked feeling had driven my life at countless foster homes. Whether it was hunger, emotion, or the pain of being beaten by a clinically insane guardian, pain was everywhere. I felt ready, as I drifted back into reality. I savored the feeling of grass one last time...
And jumped. Oh please, Saradomin, make it be quick. I was tumbling towards the sea, careening towards death. I never knew how to swim; I never bothered to learn. I hit the water. I plunged down, and didn't bother to hold my breath. I watched as the air from my mouth swirled up to the surface. My lungs felt like they were about to explode. I inhaled, to rid the pain. Water filled my lungs like rubber sacs. The pain thickened. My eyelids dropped, with no more oxygen to power their reflex. I let myself go. All was dark.
No, it wasn't. I saw a light. I ran. I entered the light. I felt...happy, for the first time ever. The pain was gone. A long-beared man came up to me and said, "Hello, Penter Cloffman. I am Saradomin; welcome to heaven."