RuneScape - Peacekeepers
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| Peacekeepers | |
| Series: | Role Play |
| Series Number: | 2 |
| Main Characters | John Dixon, Sergeant Malfoy |
| Enemy: | Scorpozi, Cookie Monster |
| Setting: | Fifth Age year 172, Varrock |
| Writer: | The evil dude, ToaBionicle, Ugozima, Chiafriend12, Jigo22 |
| Previous Story: | Battle of Asgarnia |
| Following Story: | Staff of Power |
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[edit] Clans
[edit] For Peace
[edit] The Peacekeepers
[edit] Garrison
- 100 level 50+ clan members
[edit] Leader
- (official)Professor Dalius Fragoom, (defacto)Doctor Ulrik Deregreed
[edit] Axe Riders
[edit] Garrison
- 150 Level 35+ Clan Members
[edit] Leader
- Hernando Gomez
[edit] Anti-Peace
[edit] Facemask Gang
- 14 elite level 60+ member ranging clan members
[edit] The Order of Angry Monsters
- 50 level 90+ member clan members
[edit] The Scorpozi
- 5 Billion Invading aliens (see chapter 37)
[edit] The Ardgoune Dracomancers
[edit] Garrison
50 level 49 Guards, 1 ranger and about 250 undead warriors..
[edit] Leader
John Dixon
[edit] Characters
[edit] Ugozima
[edit] Professor Dalius Fragoom
- Alignment: Peace
- Locale: Yanille
- Status: Healthy
- Rank: Leader (the Peacekeepers)
[edit] Chiafriend12
[edit] Al Asfarnin
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: Seer's Village
- Status: Active
- Rank: Assassin (Sergeant)
[edit] Ongjia (ohng-ya)
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: Seer's Village
- Status: Active
- Rank: Junior Bandit (Private)
[edit] Nosepara2 33 (Nosparatoo)
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: Seer's Village
- Status: Active
- Rank: Head Gang Member (Lieutenant)
[edit] The evil dude
[edit] Cookie Monster
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: In their spaceship
- Status: Active
- Rank: Leader
[edit] Lieutenant Hood
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: In their spaceship
- Status: Active
- Rank: Lieutenant
[edit] Lieutenant Dini
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: In their spaceship
- Status: Active
- Rank: Lieutenant
[edit] The Scorpozi
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: All over RuneScape
- Status: Active
- Rank: Soldiers
[edit] Scorpozis Prime
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: Under Morytania
- Status: Active
- Rank: The Ultimate Lord and Master of the Scorpozi
[edit] Tarachi
- Alignment: Neutral
- Locale: Misthalin
- Status: Active
- Rank: Leader of a Cult (not in the OoAM)
[edit] The Stranger
- Alignment: Unknown
- Locale: Misthalin
- Status: Active
- Rank: On his own accord (not in the OoAM)
[edit] Jigo22
[edit] Hernando Gomez
- Alignment: Peace
- Locale: The Wilderness
- Status: Active
- Rank: Leader
[edit] Aurora
- Alignment: Peace
- Locale: Varrock
- Status: Retired
- Rank: Monk
[edit] ToaBionicle
[edit] Group Seargent Malfoy
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: Ardgoune
- Status: Deceased by cookie dough.
- Rank: Group Leader
[edit] Group Liutenant Georgus and Group Liutenant Christifor
- Alignment: Anti-Peace
- Locale: Seers Village
- Status: Both Deceased by decapitation.
- Rank: Group Liutenants
[edit] John Dixon
- Alignment: Peace
- Locale: Yanille
- Status: Active
- Rank: Archer
[edit] Story
[edit] Prelude
Professor Fragoom was sitting in his rocking chair, smoking some dwarf weed. Then, the postman came and gave him a letter. It read:
Dear Dalius Fragoom,
Are the Peacekeepers still active? There seems to be trouble everywhere nowadays. We need to assemble and fight for peace on Gielenor!
Endearingly, Ulrik Deregeed
[edit] Chapter 1 - A Reply
Professor Fragoom wrote back to his friend, Ulrik:
Dear Ulrik Deregreed,
Yes, it does seem that Gielenor is frought with danger these days. I am in Yanille, in our old base underneath the Mages' Guild. Gather up as many of the old Peacekeepers as you can find and bring them here. I'll start rebuilding the dormitories for the Peacekeepers. I'll look for some missions, and then we can get started with peacekeeping again!
PS: Do you still have the old uniform? We'll need to find someone who can do a multiplication charm so we can distribute them again.
Keeping the Peace, Dalius Fragoom
Dalius sealed the letter and put it outside his mailslot in the middle of town, so the post man could pick it up and send it to Ulrik. Dalius climbed down the hatch to his subterranean home, picked up a shovel, and un-dug the dormitories.
Ignacío!-chat–cntrbs–sblog–850+ edits→15:51, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 2 - The Plan
In Seer's Village, all was fine. A normal day of merchanting was happening at the bank. Over in the building next to the bank was an older building. Underneath it laid the head quarters for the infamous Facemack Gang. Nosparatoo, the Head Gang Member of the gang, tied on his facemask. He walked out to the centre room of their lair to the other thirteen members of the gang, who were so patiently waiting. "Tonight brethren," he started on his speech, "we rob the riches of the next-door bank from them! We will take at least fourteen million gold coins in this heist, and dine like monarchs!"
The other gang members cheered.
"With this grand load of money we will receive, you will all get a little less than one million a piece. The remaining will go to ammunition and armour for our safety." finished Nosparatoo to his clan.
A few more hours went by until most of the merchants left for home. The group of fourteen bandits went up their spiral staircase, out of their subterranean base to go steal their great quantity of money. 
Chiafriend12
03:14, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 3 - The Blue Pyscho
The Order of Angry Monsters have escaped from the Anger Management Asylum, somewhere in the sea. They plan to attack RuneScape, to get their demands. Just one thing; the order are stupid, brainless, and would only be laughed. But they have extreme rage on their side. They have elected the Cookie Monster to be their president. The blue fiend looked at some paperwork.
"Seems likes aliens have invaded recently. Daleks. Slitheen. Judoon. We must make RuneScape give in to our demands, by destroying peace! and getting COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!"
All the order howled madly. The Cookie Monster went a head of the order, as a scout.
The Cookie Monster was mad. It made two giant cookies, and rolled them. The cookies had flattened Rimmington. The monster got out a cookie launcher, which is like a bazooka. He shot the witch, turning her into raw cookie dough. The Cookie monster had destroyed peace in Rimmington. Just another 50 locations to go....
But a mystery mage had teleported the Cookie monster to Yanille. Here, the cookie monster would be put on trial for flattening Rimmington and turning the citizens into cookie dough. The wizards had decided to send him back to the asylum, but the cookie monster only turned Hulk on them (not literally, but got angry). The Wizards' Guild was turned to cookie dough, and the cookie monster was eating the remains. The wizards couldn't escape, and were trapped forever in the stomach of a creature that defies the laws of the universe.
Grunts
are win!
Arnie 19:21, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 4 - Holy Crap!
As Professor Fragoom smoked on his dwarf weed pipe several hours after digging out the dormitories, the stone floor above him took on a fleshy look, with small freckles. Then, within 5 minutes, the entire guild was gone! Then, a blue, fuzzy monster screamed, "COOKIE MONSTAH EAT YOU!!!!!!" Fragoom threw some runes on the floor and teleported as far away as he knew to teleport, Varrock. With landing in Varrock, he wrote to his friend Deregreed,
Dear Ulrik,
The Mage's Guild turned to dough, then this blue beast ate it!!!! I am in Varrock. Meet me in the emergency base below the chapel.
Keeping the peace, Dalius Fragoom
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[edit] Chapter 5 - The Heist
Ongjia, the newest recruit for of the clan went out in civilian styled clothing so no one would assume he was a member of the Facemask Gang. He trotted over to the doorway of the bank, peeked in to see nobody was there, and came back. He reported to his squad leader, Al Asfarnin to report what he saw. "Bank's clear. Four tellers and one client."
Asfarnin turned to the group of bandits waiting oh so patiently in their building for the signal to go. "It's clear. First and second squads stay outside the bank. Third squad go in and get the money." The platoon of gang members ran half-crouched to the bank. Al Asfarnin and Ongjia were in first squad, and stayed outside, while Nosparatoo's squad went in.
"Put the money in the bag!" Nosparatoo ordered the teller, with a bow aimed at her face.
An adventurer in their set of full addamantite saw the event unfolding before him, and tried to stop them. He ran at Nosparatoo, attempting to kill him. Though, to his misfortune, one of the members of third squad put two arrows into his torso. Chiafriend12 21:41, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 6 - Breaches of Insanity
The Cookie Monster was giggling maniacally, when the Drunken dwarf came.
"Hey, blue thing! Buy meesh lots of beer! Zat luvlerly st00f!"
The Cookie monster ignored the dwarf, and ate some Mystic robes. The dwarf got angry.
"Yerrrr not meesh friend! Ah hates yooooo!"
The rocks hit the Cookie Monster eyes. The Cookie monster got pyscho, and used a real AK-47, and opened fire on the dwarf.
"I will blow holes in you, you stupid drunk!"
The dwarf was in a bleeding mess. The Cookie Monster decided to randomly teleport anywhere. He arrived in Seers Village, where he saw mysterious people sneaking into the bank. The monster was watching closely at a bank robbery.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 18:24, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 7 - The Getaway
A Facemask Gang member who was standing guard on the outside noticed a monster watching them bank. He ran in to tell Nosparatoo. "Sir! Someone's watching us. Maybe the Ardougne Police! We better leave."
"You're right. We'll take what we have, and take the rest another day." Nosparatoo teleported away. The rest of the gang soon followed.
At Nosparatoo's house, they counted the money. After 15 minutes, the money had been counted. "Only 6,000,000 coins. Darn it." Nosparatoo angrily said.
The gang then teleported back to their hideout to wait put their armour away, and to go to their houses to resume their fake civilian lives. Chiafriend12 05:13, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 8 - oh noes!!!1one11!11!11!one2111
A day later, Deregreed arrived in Varrock, at the hideout. Not to mention with 8 others.
"Dalius...Dalius? It's Ulrik," he yelled.
"Dalius?"
Fragoom was gone.
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[edit] Chapter 9 - The Random War
The Order of Angry Monsters have decided to base themselves in Varrock at the moment, awaiting their leader's call. The Cookie monster saw the Facemask gang sneak away, but when the monster followed they had disappeared. Dang. The cookie fiend wanted to steal the money they stole. But the Cookie Monster was being haunted, by various random events. After the death of the Drunken Dwarf, the randoms decided to harrass the cookie monster.
The Mime had teleported the cookie monster to a theatre, where the other random events are watching. The cookie monster doesnt understand the event. The cookie monster was being booed off, but the beast within is unleashed. The cookie gun was primed and fired at the mime. The mime turned into cookie dough. The random events started to attack.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 18:47, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 10 - Soaring the Sky
Some monsters walked through the forest, collecting wood and supplies, while talking about their clan.
"If we are to stablish in Varrauk, or whatever its called, we must get enough resources" One of them said.
"I agree wi--" Was saying the biggest one of them, before been hit by a huge, black and mean-looking Double-Bit Axe; The other monsteres looked up just to discover, to their horror, a rain of Black Fire falling on their heads, the fastest of them ran out of the range of the fire, and saw a man descending in a King Black Dragon over his head, he did a fast move and tried to throw the man off his mount with his long tail, but the man's Axe was even faster and cut the monster's tail off, and then The Dragon froze the monster.
"Easy" replied the man, from now on Hernando "But i sense something bigger is coming; ill better get my warriors and myself prepared".
He flew off, leaving scorched monster corpses for the wild animals to eat.
Jigo22Walkie Talkie 22:20, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 11 - The Battles Always Choose
The Cookie Monster was overrun by a mob of random events, when back up came. Two Jawas came to the rescue. They got their cookie blasters and blasted the mob to cookie dough. The sandwich lady and a few others charged. The cookie monster threw a couple of grenades, then he and his Jawa accomplices did slow motion, as a big ball of flame engulfed the theatre and chased them. They made it out alive, as the random events were either roasted or melted. RuneScape could never be plagued again by random events.
"Good work Lieutenant Hood and Lieutenant Dini. Now lets teleport to Varrock, and destroy peace"
They teleported, and they found King Roald. They primed their weapons.
"Please, i beg you! I have a kingdom to run, and i can't run it as a pile of dough!"
"For Linkin Park's sake! We care not for kings, but for cooookies! I don't want to be the one the battles choose, eh! I had better start breaking the habit tonight!"
The Jawas took the king's safe, which contained billions of K. The cookie monster smiled insanely.
"Thank you so much for your co-operation. Now i must make like a tree and leave!"
The cookie monster turned the walls around King Roald into melting dough, then escaped with his lieutenants. The walls had collapsed on the king, suffocating him.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 15:43, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 12 - Out of the Darkness
We know of many gods, but some are only known to those who have experienced things we cannot try to imagine. We think of many creatures of savages, but appreciate their intelligence when we see they have a God behind them
"Get your neck straight!", shouted the Group Leader, seemingly following his own commands, "You are feeble! The enemy are worms, and worms can be crushed! Can you crush the worms? Or are you a worm? Shall I crush you?"
"I would appreciate it if you didn't sir." John said rather more bravely than he felt. He had learnt not to be intimidated by his Sergent.
"What type of a response is that? Imagine that I am a troll! What would you do if you had no weapon upon your person? Be polite to me? Or slay me? What will you do when we siege Yanille?"
"If I may ask sir, why are you attacking the town of my birth?" John asked. Sergent Malfoy coughed and looked at all of his soldiers.
"We have received news from some gangs around the area about a siege on the wizarding town of Yanille. In fact, our main spy has reported that it will be a brilliant way of training you pieces of scum." He said. "You must be strong. You must be bloodthirsty. You must have the pride and the anger of the dragon within you to be at the best you can be. Dixon, open the hatch."
John silently walked up to the wooden trapdoor and carefully opened it. He was temporarily stunned by the sudden flash of sun-light in his face.
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[edit] Chapter 13 - The Slaying Contract
As insane as he is, the Cookie Monster forgot that if such a big structure as a castle falls, all of Varrock will see it, so, when Juliet saw it from her balcony, she ran to tell what happened to her father.
"It was horrible! those poor people! and the king! they are dead!". cried Juliet while her father hugged her; Juliet's Father send a messenger to the Headquarters of the best Monster Slayers they knew - The Axe Riders.
When the message arrived, Hernando jumped in his dragon and flew, with his best warriors, to Varrock.
When he arrived there, he found Juliet's Father, Reldo (who was recieving a package of books at the moment of the accident, just outside the castle) and the Gypsy, "We will make a contract, anything that happens to your soldiers, Varrock will pay you, and you, in turn, will slay that ugly monsters" Reldo proposed to Hernando, they agreed and everyone present signed the Slaying Contract.
Jigo22 TalkieSB 19:42, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 14 - Something in the wind
"Hup... Two!" Shouted Malfoy as he led his small platoon of soldiers up the hatch. When he reached the hatch, a mage in red robes ran up to him and whispered something in his ear. Malfoy's expression changed from that of a general to that of a delighted schoolboy.
"Are you sure?" he whispered
"Certain." replied the Mage. Malfoy turned to his troops who were now whistling, humming and generally entertaining themselves.
"Change of plan!" Shouted Malfoy. The soldiers payed full attention. "You are to go to the Port Khazard depot, where we have aranged a small rest-stop and a nice cup of tea. You will wait there until you are given furthur instruction."
"Where will you be going?" asked one of the troops at the front.
"Based on news from Group Lietenant Georgus, I, Georgus and Chrisifor shall take a Baby Dragon to Varrock, where some theives have destroyed Varrock Castle. The welfare of Misthain is of particular importance to us after our trial run of the Lumbrige Swamp base positioning."
"YES SIR" said the troops in unison. One by one, each troop climbed the tall ladder up to the surface. The three Dracomancers walked over to a small room that contained ten baby-dragons.
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[edit] Chapter 15: The Great Treasure
Down the nearby sewer, the two Jawas unloaded their booty. The Cookie Monster joined them. The chest opened. Billions of GP, and rare Dragonstones and onyxes were inside. And the rare golden cookie. The Cookie monster tried to eat it, but it was too hard. The Jawas tried to eat the money, but that was also too hard. The three were very angry, and chucked the chest away into a sewer pipe. The water sent the chest flying into the nearest sea.
"Whats the point in gold cookies, gems and money if you can't eat them?!" the cookie monster said angrily. The Jawas chanted "Hoodini" in anger. The cookie monster contacted someone.
"Agent Z, come in."
"I thought i was agent X, cookie monster!"
"You idiot, that is not my codename!"
"Oh sorry. What do you want Godfather?"
"There are some troublesome people coming to town, calling themselves Dracomancers. I want you to investigate"
"I will do it later. Iam having chinese tonight"
"Agent Z, do not fail me!"
"Why are you calling me agent Z, my real name is Bob."
The Cookie monster closed the conversation, and starting smoking cookie dough.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 20:36, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 16 - Fight in the sewers
The baby dragon set down by the worn manhole, tired by its journey.
"I can feel bad energies down this hole. If my predictions are correct, the intruders have retreated down here." said Georgus
"What makes you so sure that these 'Bad Energies' are not just you getting high on the smell of sewer water?" commented Malfoy.
"Lets just go in! We're more than prepared for a few theives."said Christifor
"Theives that could destroy half a castle?"
They climbed down the manhole, and saw the large, blue cookie monster and the Jawas.
"What the fu..." said Malfoy before being interrupted by the Cookie Monster.
"Ah! We've been expecting you. If I may say, you do seem a little jumped up for a warrior. And so toilet mouthed...."
"Begone! We are three in an army of thousands! Your actions threaten the balance of our organization and we want you stopped."
"Make me stop!"
To be continued.....
ToaBionicle 21:19, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 17 - The Resumation
Ongjia finished his breakfast in his Ardougnian house so he could get to work. He was a teller at the Northern Ardougne bank, and a plant to leak out important information, such as blind spots in security, days when all security guards have holidays, and overall best times to rob the bank, to the rest of the Facemask Gang. The bank manager was in his mini-office that day. When Ongjia came in, he asked him to enter his office.
"There's been another FMG robbery, Ongjia." the manager sternly informed.
"Yeah, I heard about it. They sure are increasing their robberies per week ratio."
The manager had his elbows on his desk with his hands together. "It's just a matter of time 'till they rob this bank. The First Bank of Varrock bank franchise has lost over 180,000,000 gold coins to the FMG alone. The Avarrockian Bank Mobbers are trying to beat the FMG's highscore. They're already at 146,000,000 coins. Because of this, we're employing six new guards to the security team. Now, instead of having a minimum of zero guards on the premises at all times, it's getting bumped up to two at all time."
Ongjia started to imagine how ticked off Nosparatoo would be when he hears. The Gang was going to rob Ongjia's bank next Monday night, but now it may be postponed another eight months until all guards are either off duty, or on vacation. Chiafriend12 00:21, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 18 - Dough and Ogres
Suddenly, the Jawas sent bolts of energy at the Dracomancers, just misssing them. The Cookie Monster was already puching at the sewer roof, picking away a hole to the surface. As the fighters raised their weapons, the aliens teleported away.
"Damn!" shouted Christifor.
"Ok, this is a matter of a hundred troops. If that guy's still at large, you only have to imagine what they could do."
"What about the chest of King Roald?"
"That's gone for good, I'm afraid. There's nothing we can do about it."
"I think I can get an army better than a few trainees..."
The trainees were all relaxing on the floor in Port Khazard, some sipping beers, some playing cards. They all packed away their things, smartened up and stood straight when they saw the dragon come into Port Khazard airspace. It landed, dropping off Malfoy and Georgus. Christifor set off into the sky.
"Our past worries have been confirmed - we are at war with the Order of Angry Monsters. You will be required to stand for duty in Varrock, the base of Operation Alpha, and you may have to kill some people. Or big blue things."
The troops looked round at each other. They had been recognised as true soldiers - this would be their first battle.
Christifor flew across the sky on the baby dragon. He saw the small town of Yannile. Hel flew past, and landed in the ogre lands. 6 came up to him waving their fists. The archer raised his bow and fired 12 dragon arrows into their hearts, bursting them into flames.
He walked into the main area. He spoke to the traders in his most Ogre-like voice. He was making an alliance.
To be continued...."
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[edit] Chapter 19 - Siege
The Cookie monster and his Jawa lieutenants summoned some of their Order. They had come, clad in black robes and hoods. I guess they aren't ready to reveal themselves. Anywho, they armed themselves, and attacked the Varrockian guards. The guards were killed instantly, and the hooded figures surrounded Varrock, making a barrier. The Cookie Monster took a crown, announcing itself king of Misthalin.
The citizens were living in fear, and constant patrols by the hooded figures. Peace was destroyed in Misthalin.
The new king's first act was to replace Lumbridge with a big cookie factory. It is currently in construction.
"Peace was extinct, and I looked down upon my domain as lord and master. I fought it well" said the new king. More Varrockian slaves were whipped.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 12:35, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 20 - Dough again
"The siege of Misthain has already begun. Our base will be under threat. We are a prime force. If the battle intencifies, we will be re-inforced by the Falador Group."
"Can't the home base deal with it?" asked a troop.
"No. They are increasing defences but at the moment they do not wish to reveal their presence. We have been authorised to begin warfare."
That moment, Christifor on the obviously tired baby dragon, closely followed by 100 ogres, came strolling into Port Khazard.
"Georgus! I told you I had an army!"
"Your negotiation skills never cease to amaze me. Now - all to Varrock!"
And off they went, throwing runes down onto the floor. The troops would appear above Falador, while the three leader would appear in the Grand Exchange. The Battle for Mistlhain had begun.
Malfoy went straight up to the cookie monster, and heard him gloating about Lumbridge. The Cookie Monster glanced at Malfoy with a solelm content.
"Hello, idiot reptile. What have you for you majesty now?"
"If you even think about attacking Lumbridge, I will rip out every blue on your body, really slowly."
"You can do nothing to me. The invasion of Lumbridge is already in motion and you can do nothing about it..."
To be continued....
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[edit] Chapter 21 - Abe L. Ated C. H. Apter
Too busy to notice the fighting in Mistalihn, the Peacekeepers searched high and low around Gielenor for their boss. One day, after setting up camp in the elven forest of Isafadar, the team noticed a scroll on the ground in front of the tent.
"Hey!" said Ulrik, "I've found something! It's a scroll..." Ulrik opened the scroll and read it aloud:
Dear "Peacekeepers",
If you ever wish to see your leader again, meet us at the Arandar pass three days from now at sundown. Bring these three items: A gold bar, a branch of dwarf weed, and a dwarven stout. If you do not comply, your friend will be thrown into the deepest pit of Hell, where we've reserved him an appointment with Zamorak. Got it? MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Evilly, Abe L. Ated and C. H. Apter.
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[edit] Chapter 22 - The Cancellation
At that night's meeting in the Facemask Gang's hideout, Ongjia told the rest of the gang about the security change.
Luckily, Nosparatoo was not as mad as Ongjia though he would be. "If they've made the security better, we'll need more power. We're still going to rob it monday night." He paused to think, then continued. "Ongjia, tomorrow morning, offer as many guards are needed to get the guard count down to two or less vacation from your vacation days, because 'they've been so good at guarding', or something like that. Got that people? We're hitting the bank moday night."
"Got it." the rest of the gang members said in unison.
Just then, As Asfarnin remembered something Nosparatoo had said. "Sir, if 'we'll need more power', how will get 'more power'?"
"Good question. Asfarnin, ask the Asgarnian Marine Corps that you're a citizen of Hemenster, and you believe that the guards are plants by the Avarockian Bank Mobbers."
Al Asfarnin nodded in a "I understand" manner.
Nosparatoo turned to another Assassin the gang. "You go to the Avarockian Bank Mobbers hideout and ask for assistance in our robbery."
The Assassin ranked member gave Nosparatoo the same nod.
"With that said", Nosparatoo started to finish up, "get back to either your civilian life or to your orders."
The group of gang members left the building that their base was under in groups of one or two so people wouldn't assume that there was a recent meeting down there. Chiafriend12 23:56, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 23 - The Continuum Gang
Three days later, the men of the Peacekeepers Clan arrived at the Pass of Arandar with some dwarf weed, a gold bar, and a flask of "Boot's Butt kicking Brew". Waiting for them there were a band of short men, armed with picks.
"Excuse me," said Ulrik to one of the men, "I'm looking for an 'Abe Ater'?"
"That'd be me," barked the man with a Texan accent, "Wand what'd a fool lke you be doin' here in Continuum territory?"
"I am the leader of the Peacekeepers Clan," replied Ulrik, "And I'm here to exchange these items for a clan member of ours. Does Dalius Fragoom ring a bell?"
"EXCHANGE! MGAHAHAH(laughing)! EXCHANGE? You think we'd exchange a high political figure like him for some bullion, weeds and a beer? Heck no!" said Apter. Suddenly, he jumped up and pulled the things from Ulrik's hands; then he jumped down a whole, presumably to his base. Ulrik followed. Ignacío!-chat–cntrbs–sblog–850+ edits→00:33, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 24 - Death and Destruction
The Cookie Monster laughed at Malfoy. So did the two Jawas. So did Terminator. So did the hooded beings.
"Destroy the human reptile!" ordered the Cookie monster.
The hooded beings came. One gigantic claw came from the leader hooded being, and lots of spikes came out from the being. The hooded robes ripped, and a mass of floating spikes was revealed. Its head was like a scorpions' head.
"These are the Scorpozi. Their hobbies are killing!"
All the hooded beings were the same. The Scorpozi revealed crab-like claws, and they whirled towards Malfoy. Malfoy ran back to the entrance. The Scorpozi were really in control of Misthalin.
The Scorpozi all over Misthalin revealed themselves. They spoke their own language, but could speak Human.
The Scorpozi flew all over Falador, closing in on the Dracomancers....
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 15:43, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 25 - The Escape
"Teleport!" shouted Georgus, and the troops disappeared, materialising in central Varrock.
"Brilliant!" said Malfoy, panting, "But what about the home base?"
"I've sent a message. Everything's been teleported back underneath Port Khazard Bay. Good thing we kept those water resistance sheilds."
Malfoy walked off, and then said, "We have 200 troops, but I don't think that's enough! I tell you, the end is nigh, and we need all the help we can get! Those things, they're alien! They can do things we can only imagine!"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I wanna use the home base and the Emporer. If we can, we might even need the help of the Dragon Slayers"
To be continued...
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[edit] Chapter 26 - Baked Scorpozi
The Scorpozi arrived to Varrock from all directions, they occupied every gate and killed all the guards and some innocent people that were walking in that moments or buying in the Grand Exchange building.
"What is that in Varrock, they look like Scorpions" Said an Axe Rider, while Hernando took out a huge book from his Dragon's item backpack.
"The book says that they are Scorpozi, nothing else, i would say that we "make rain" and see what happens."
By "making rain" he wanted to say "throw axes to them from above", so they did, some of the monsters fell, but the huge majority were still on foot, then, Hernando jumped from the dragon in a suicidal attack, and crushed the floor with his axe, lots of black fire flew into the sky and fell again, some of the Scorpozi next to him were burning, but the sunlight put off the fire and they survived.
"Dang, well, i think i must fight them now using melee, "Esperanza!" (which means Faith in spanish) i will make it!" said Hernando, and then smiled and shouted "Today! We dinner Baked Scorpozi!" and began fighting.
Jigo22 TalkieSB 19:28, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 27 - Slice and Dice
Some remaining Scorpozi hovered in Varrock, seeing a fire which killed a few Scorpozi. Their weakness was revealed. The Scorpozi's thick armour could not be penetrated by any metal of this world. The Scorpozi's started spinning their claws wildly, mercilessly killing those in their path. Some were like killer spinning tops, and the Axe Riders were their prey. The Scorpozi hissed, and they all advanced on the Axe Riders. That dinner of theirs will have to wait.
Some strange portals were opening up everywhere on the planet, where strange things are flying out of them. Scorpozi. They are all over RuneScape. This scheme of the Cookie monster has gone too far. He only wanted to destroy peace and get attention, but the Scorpozi decided for full invasion.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 20:20, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 28 - A Change of Plan
The troops were placed in strategic places around Varrock. The three elites had teleported to the Dracomancer base, and were speaking to the king.
"I understand the magnitude of this battle. This is a world-domination attempt and I don't like that. The troops I have arranged are in the lobby; the Emporer is already out there.
The King stood in front of the troops and made a speech.
"You have all come here for an experience. The experience of bravery, power and heroics. You are the sole army in this world who has made any attempt to halt this invasion, and now we are taking it a step furthur. You shall walk into battle with the knowlege that you are fighting for the survival of your race. Be strong now, my diciples. Feel not afraid to die, for we shall all live for eternity in the Monastry of Draco."
And with that, they were gone. A mighty battle was now in full motion, and only time would tell the result.
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[edit] Chapter 29 - Invaders
Scorpozi were all over RuneScape. They plan to make this planet their own, as the Scorpozi's home planet was destroyed in an invisible Time War.
Three Scorpozi were hovering around Seers Village, destroying the bank for no apparent reason. After that, one froze.
"Human traces detected, underground"
The Scorpozi made tunnels into the ground, and were like living drills. The Scorpozi had breached the defences of the Facemask Gang, and the Scorpozi "set themselves into kill mode". But the base has been evacuated, or at least the FMG have left already. The Scorpozi started to destroy te base in anger.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 16:45, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 30 - The Defenders
The Dragon Slayers, decked out in full rune, decended on the scorpzi. "Fire them up boys!", one shouted, dropping custom made lava bombs at them. The Scorpozi, however, could fly, and the Dragon Slayers were completely slaughtered.
The Dracomancers prepared themselves for the battle, and were able to use Dragon spells on the masses od Scorpozi that appeared. Through the carnage, Malfoy ran through, up to the cookie monster and shouted, "You stupid fool, the Scorpozi are taking over! Your plan has gone wrong! I think we should... work together to fight them. Even you don't want this carnage!"
"You propose an alliance, strange little man?"
"That's right. And I mean it."
To be join... I mean continued..... ( now it's just annoying)
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[edit] Chapter 31 - Request Denied
"Request DENIED!"
Malfoy was shocked. The Cookie Monster only laughed and said
"So what if they are taking over? They have destroyed peace, and i can leave this doomed planet in peace. End of the world, have fun!" The Cookie Monster took out a suitcase and ran off. He started to surf on a cookie-board to a mysterious island. The rest of the OoAM were there, waiting. RuneScape was doomed, yet again.
The Scorpozi slaughtered some Dragon slayers (their weapons couldn't penetrate the thick hide of the Scorpozi). There was resistance everywhere, so the Scorpozi have decided to kill every living thing on the planet and use it as their own. No prisoners, no slaves, just the bodies of the dead.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 15:17, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 32 - Longing for a Deux ex machina
The Cookie Monster, hovering away, threw down a blast of cookie dough at Malfoy, encasing and effectively suffocating him to death. The Assassin saw this and wandered over to the Grand Exchange, placing a hand to his head and locking away his memories.
Christifor staggered across to Georgus, and said, " The only thing that could stop the war now would be some sort of divine intervention! This was a huge mistake!"
"Yes, Christifor, I agree with you. Maybe some group travelling runescape making peace would help us, or some monster slayers. All the ogres have been killed, and many have retreated to the base under the king's orders."
"But have we accomplished what we wished to do? Is lumbridge free?"
"I do not know, Chris, but all I know is that I'm going back to Ardgoune. Will you join me?"
"Yes. I am tired enough to shed my honour."
Scorpzi swooped down and killed them. Their faces were still in twisted smiles.
John looked at the carnage. He shed a tear and looked at the battle. Hewiped the blood from his hands.
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[edit] Chapter 33 - Appereance of Faith
"This is going nowhere! our axes cant kill those things, still, my fire seems to do some damage to them, but its too sunny today, and the light estinguish the black fire, if only we had more help..."
While Hernando was thinking this a young girl with purple, short hair and monk robes came running to the aid, one of the Scorpzi tried to smash her with his claw, but she looked like having a force field of light around her body.
"Protect from Melee, get used to it" she said, and threw a Fire Wave spell on the monster's face, the monster was still alive for some minutes, but then it died.
"What with this things, they are really resistant"she said
"They are Scorpozi, Aurora, they are inmune to metals and other things, but fire does have an effect on them, i suggest we have the best mages we can on the work" said Hernando.
Aurora, the purple-haired girl, explained Hernando that the best mages were the Wizard's Tower ones, including the Wise Old Man and Treo, Lance's brother, they were too far from Varrock, and Hernando interrupted.
"Then get your boyfriend and the rest of the King's Order here, now!"
"Ok, i will try, but even with the highest degree in Prayers, i can't make miracles" She concentrated a moment and tried to make mental contact with Treo, but, as usual, he was sleeping, then she tried with Laurie, but her message got intercepted by the Gypsy who send her a message:"Good try girl, i will do it for you.", at that time Hernando was fighting with two Scorpozi, firing fireballs at them, one of them died and the other one went for an easier prey.
When the King's Order got the notice, they choosed Treo, Lance and Paladar to go to the fight, but then, the path from Lumbridge to Varrock was closed by masses of Scorpzi, the three of them fought in that place, without noting that they were going back, and finished the battle at the Al-Kharid toll gate, and finally Treo retreated beacause he was tired, an d the other two decided they shouldn't continue beacause they needed treo and his sacred blue fire to burn those things, so they came back to plan what to do with the invasion.
Aurora didn't waited for them and fought with her magic, but didn't caused many damage, but protected others with her prayers, they really needed help now
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[edit] Chapter 34 - Emperors and Trainees
The Emperor Dragon flew over the scene, watching. He saw his warriors fight with aggrecive fire spells. They were successfull in their attempts, wounding the Scorpozi significantly. But the creatures lashed back with their claws and killed them. The Dragon wasn't pleased with the situation. He was angry. He decided to send Dragons across from the wilderness to fight the Scorpozi. He went off, and to watch from afar and observe the tide of battle.
John saw the trainees retreating. He shouted out to them, "Do not run off! We must avenge the deaths of our leader. We will fight till we can fight no longer!" John felt as if his words were going across closed ears. Why would they listen to him? He was just a mere trainee. He knew the responsibility upon him, and ran to stop his colleagues.
Suddenly, Dragons flew ahead. The trainees turned around and the confidence grew inside them. The battle was turning in their favour.
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[edit] Chapter 35 - The Boss
The Scorpozi saw the descending dragons, realizing they are the only things which can stop this invasion. They telepathically signalled to each other, summoning someone that might obliterate the Emperor dragon. A huge shadow hovered over Varrock, and the whole planet looked up in horror. Scorpozis Prime, the lord and master of the Scorpozi. It was a gigantic Scorpozi basically. This one is resistant to fire.
"HOLY SH--------!"
A gigantic claw swiped half of the town, making huge cracks everywhere in Varrock. Scorpozis Prime also grabbed a dragon, and threw it. Scorpozi also attacked the dragons.
A mysterious figure under a brown cloak and hood merely said "Its weakness is its head, which is protected by his thick hide. Pierce the hide with some kind of explosives. It may take a while to do that, and in the meantime it could destroy a whole kingdom, but thats a chance you will have to take. Then keep burning its head, until it epxlodes."
Stupidly enough, only one noob heard it. The stranger disappeared. The ultimate battle is about to begin.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 16:10, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 36 - The Standoff
The Emperor Dragon saw the new beast and looked upon it with contempt. It flew over and met it, blasting several Scorpzi guarding it. They battled, each giving blows worse than the other, a death-match. The two gods battled it out until they both could fight no longer and backed away from one another. Seeing this, the soldiers suddenly stopped fighting, some with confident looks on their face and some with looks of confusion. The Scorpozi momentarily paused in the air.
John crawled over to a Scorpozi.
"Surely you do not crave this chaos? In all this fighting, do you not want an ounce of peace? I know that we are certainly quite inferior, but I request a peace treaty. This fighting has gone on long enough!"
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[edit] Chapter 37 - Return of the Prime
"Fleshy bipeds are not worthy of the almighty Scorpozi. We would have only enslaved the planet, but your attacks have convinced us to massacre you all."
It hissed. It drew its claws out and chased John till he decided to hide.
The Scorpozis Prime had strengthened itself, and "promoted" several Scorpozi to be its guards. It flew back up, picked up the Paterdomus temple and threw it at Varrock. The Scorpozis Prime then made itself invisible and hid in the Morytania swamp.
- To whoever writes the next bit, please do not involve the Scorpozis Prime as it will come back later
A huge temple just landed in the huge crack of Varrock, making a bridge between the two sides. The brown-cloaked stranger had tampered with a Scorpozi, and disappeared again.
A FEW MINUTES LATER
The tampered Scorpozi was killed by a mystery mage named Tarachi. There was a straneg chip on the alien. Tarachi and his cult examined it in full detail. Finally, it gave out a hologram onto a nearby rock.
The hologram gave out images of strange beings. A blue box. Metal men. Killer, screaming bins. Green bulgy monsters. An invasion of flying balls. Armoured warriors chasing a stranger. A big red spider. Father Christmas with a flamethrower? Skeletal-like beings with swords. A huge demon, trapped near a black hole. Squid-faced humanoids. Killer shop dummies. A giant head in a jar. Massive crabs grabbing flying boxes. A human-like creature with one eye and tentacles. A scorpion like monster with a human head. Scarecrows coming alive. A strange flying object crashing into a clock tower?
What could all these images mean? Tarachi was left to ponder.
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 17:13, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 38 - I'll be back
John and the remaining soldiers hid in the Varrock Bank vault. " I am sick of this. I say we go, back to our base, where those foul scum won't tread. Who's with me?"
They all cheered. whoop, they teleported. When they materialized they saw a fearsome sight.
Scorpozi were fighting the Dracomancer Elites. Dragon Slayers were joining in as well, bloodthirstily fighting both Scorpozi and Dracomancers.The Emperor flew down from the surface and purified his home, killing all the attacking Scorpzi and Dragon Slayers in a single blast. He then morphed into the form of the Dracomancer King, who's real body lay on the floor. It said, in a ghostly voice, "I summon many dragons from across the world and command them to attack those things. We will be back! The welfare of Gielinor is at stake!"
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[edit] Chapter 39 - A New Age of War
The mystery stranger has yet again appeared out of nowhere, now conferring with the also mysterious Tarachi. Tarachi looked up. The sky literally ripped in two, and out of it coming more Scorpozi. It was no rip. It was a gigantic rift, sending the Scorpozi from their reality to RuneScape. Billions of Scorpozi, pouring from the sky.
The President of the RuneScapian Secret Order was reading out a list of statistics.
"Morytania have put up a very strong defence from the invaders. The Kharidian desert are also pulling together, even the Kalphite Queen is fighting against the flying horrors. But its not all good. Tirannwn has been burned to the ground, and the Wilderness has become a giant graveyard. Misthalin, Asgarnia and Kandarin are pulling together, with Misthalin already split in two by the giant boss beast thing."
"We must contact our own version of Torchwood, and must prepare for a new age of war"
"But we already know they are weak to fire, so we really need a gigantic flamethrower."
"We must decide now. People are dying, and where are those god damn Peacekeepers when ya need them?"
"What about the Asgarnian Marine Corps? They defended us years ago during the terrible massacre."
"Are there any left though? Those Corps were slaughtered by that dastardly Skaroth."
"Its worth a shot. So, today we are contacting Torchwood, the Peacekeepers and the Asgarnian Marine Corps. Anyone else we should ask?"
"Dragon Riders and Axe Riders are currently fighting. So are the Varrock Palace Secret Guard, Mages United, Tutorial Island Noob Army and the Kharidian Warburg. But we have enemies that aren't alien; that weird cult the Dracomancers"
"If they are not fighting the Scorpozi, they will be EXTERMINATED!"
Gruntsare win!
Arnie 15:24, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Chapter 40 - Rise of the Dead
The warriors watced in awe at their god's human form. Some stood there, admiring him, while some were scared and hid in the shadows. John watched as Draco walked out through the airlock. He was not harmed by the waters, being immortal he did not die. He then, without touching them, enchanted skeletons from the sea floor. He magicall dressed them in mage costumes. Suddenly they became powerful undead soldiers, who followed Draco back into the hatch and aligned themselves. Inside, he revived the dead soldiers with a wave of his hand.
With the same whoop noise, they teleported back to Varrock. He did the same reviving technique, bringin